Hello Everybody

Okay so it has been about a decade since my last update so here it goes...

chuck norris is a god...my cast smells funny at night...pledging sucks really hard...i like to end sentences with prepositions...where is my butt at...broken arms suck for clapping...my pants are really tight...i love to dance...shake that laffy taffy...dont look at me im goregous...i cant spell...i have six toes...i need more cow bell...im tired...i once killed a man for stealing a french fry...then i bought him dinner...i want to be buried eight feet under the ground...i will be late to my funeral...i was kidding about the toes...i have a sweetheart...she is sitting next to me...im miss you alex...im miss Search...im miss you alma mater...poop...im miss long walks on the beach...all im good for is lovin...i once ate a booger...when i was four...dont tell me you never did...if you do say that then, "shut up liar"...i like to eat big dill pickles...i once ran a marathon...well i worked at one...i hate rotc sometimes...i love lost of people...i despise even more...bugs...im falling head over heels...i hope the sky is blue tomorrow...if not RUN...i miss the summer...i miss working...ive been cheating on livejournal with facebook...facebook is a dirty whore...oh well im spent...night